Funny, Relatable Ways Women Begin Their Mornings

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abbyadler
Jun 4, 2021 3:00 PM EDT

We all have different morning routines. After all, we'll do whatever it takes to get our sleepy, lazy a**es out of bed and ready to conquer the day ahead. Whether that involves countless alarms, countless espresso shots, or working out like a total psychopath (disclaimer: I am that psychopath) depends on the person. A Redditor started a thread asking the women of Reddit what the first thing they do in the morning is, and many of the responses were super funny - not to mention relatable. 

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  • 01
    Font - r/AskWomen · Posted by u/WeatherWizardd 1 day ago What is the first thing you do in the morning and why?
    via u/WeatherWizardd

    I spend a ridiculous amount of time on my phone. How bout y'all? 

  • 02
    Font - SassafrassShirley · 1d Hit snooze and consider quitting my job in order to sleep in everyday
    via u/SassafrassShirley

    We've all been there. Mornings can be challenging. 

  • 03
    Font - KombuchaEnema · 1d Check my phone because I'm addicted to the stupid thing. I should be sleeping right now.
    via u/KombuchaEnema
  • 04
    Human body - nay198 · 1d Kiss my daughter. She wakes me up most mornings (she's 4), and she thinks I need mama kisses to get out of bed
    via u/nay198
  • 05
    Font - Thin-Sort-494 · 1d Let my dog out, because she runs my life.
    via u/Thin-Sort-494
  • 06
    Gesture - 1catchingthestars · 1d Drink water. Clean me out get me ready for the toilet
    via u/1catchingthestars
  • 07
    Font - Kaelyn_c1 · 1d Sit on the side of the bed and zone out
    via u/Kaelyn_c1
  • 08
    Gesture - Arredondo4 · 1d Pick my nose. So my husband doesn't see me picking my nose.
    via u/Arredondo4
  • 09
    Human body - Curtail_ · 1d Cuddle my dog. Because he insists.
    via u/Curtail_
  • 10
    Font - pueblolady · 1d Put on my pajamas. I'm usually cold when I wake up, and I don't really like walking around naked.
    via u/pueblolady
  • 11
    Hair - SnowFlurries90 · 1d Grind beans and start the coffee...I can't be held responsible for my actions or words prior to my first cup.
    via u/SnowFlurries90
  • 12
    Human body - DitzyDudette · 1d Do a weird body shake with my arms and legs stretched out. Then go back to sleep until I really have to get up.
    via u/DitzyDudette
  • 13
    Font - Smooth_Kangaroo_9270 · 1d Brush my teeth because my morning breath is REAL.
    via u/Smooth_Kangaroo_9270
  • 14
    Font - spartanmaker636 · 1d Murmur curse words while i try to find my phone and turn off my alarm
    via u/spartanmaker636
  • 15
    Font - stupidbuttholes69 · 1d Take my crazy pills
    via u/stupidbuttholes69
  • 16
    Human body - Not_Self_Absorbed · 1d Get in the shower so I don't have to talk to anyone or deal with them until I'm fully awake
    via u/Not_Self_Absorbed

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